1. Exams:
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake! 🍰
2. Procrastination:
Iām great at multitaskingāI can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳
3. College Budget:
My wallet is like an onionā¦ opening it makes me cry. 😭
4. Cafeteria Food:
College cafeteria food is like a mystery novelā¦ I never know if Iām eating chicken or something that used to be chicken. 🐔
5. Group Projects:
Group projects in college are like a game of hide and seekā¦ except no one wants to be found. 🙈
6. Attendance:
I like long walksā¦ to the fridge, skipping class, and back to my dorm. 🏃♂️🥪
7. Lectures:
Professor: āThis will be on the exam.ā
Me: Writes it down, then forgets it immediately. 🤯
8. Coffee:
College motto: āPowered by coffee, survived by panic.ā ☕⚡
9. Sleep Schedule:
My sleep schedule is basically a horror movie: it starts at midnight and ends never. 😴
