Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
👉 He wanted a well-balanced meal 😄
Why don’t jungles use Wi-Fi?
👉 Too many cheetahs stealing the speed 🐆
What do monkeys use to chat online?
👉 Chimp-chat 🐵📱
Why was the elephant kicked out of the pool?
👉 He kept doing trunk calls instead of swimming 🐘
Why did the parrot bring a suitcase to the jungle?
👉 It was ready to talk its way out of anything 🦜
Why did the tiger sit in the shade?
👉 Because it didn’t want to be a hot cat 😎🐅
What do you call a lazy jungle animal?
👉 A sloth… oh wait, that’s already the name 😂
Why did the snake get a job?
👉 To hiss way up the career ladder 🐍
