It all started with a simple promise: “I’ll do it in 5 minutes.” Five minutes turned into checking one message. That message turned into scrolling. Scrolling turned into “Why am I watching a documentary about pigeons?” But I was already emotionally invested.
I stood up to start work, but my stomach said, “Excuse me, it’s snack time.” I went to the kitchen for a biscuit and came back with three biscuits, chips, and a juice—because balance is important in life. Sitting down again, I realized I needed “background music,” which accidentally became a full concert in my room.
By evening, I proudly announced that I was busy all day. Busy doing what? Surviving. My to-do list watched me silently from the corner, judging my life choices. I promised I’d do better tomorrow, and they didn’t believe me at all.
At night, I set an alarm to wake up early. The alarm rang in the morning, I looked at it, smiled confidently, and said, “Relax, we still have 5 minutes.” And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how legends sleep again. 😄
