Ramesh bought a new smart alarm clock that promised to “understand human emotions.”
On the first morning, it rang at 6:00 a.m.
Ramesh groaned, “Five more minutes…”
The clock replied politely, “Okay. You look tired.”
Five minutes later, it rang again.
Ramesh shouted, “I said FIVE minutes!”
The clock went silent.
At 9:30 a.m., Ramesh woke up in panic and yelled, “Why didn’t you wake me?!”
The clock replied calmly,
“I understood your emotions. You clearly hated mornings.
So I let you sleep… forever unemployed.”
